Friday 10 February 2012

Group nouns, anyone?

I’m have to admit, I’m fascinated by collective nouns.  The way that they don’t really make any sense, but are somehow fitting.  Personally, I think that these could probably all fall under the catagory of  ‘lots’, or ‘many’ as part of my new counting idea (see previous post).

A couple of examples that amuse me are:

A murder of crows.
A gaggle of geese.
(Sorry, I’m going to have to do the joke:
Q. What’s the collective noun for Cattle?
A. Herd of cows?
Reply. Of course I’ve heard of cows, that’s what I’m asking about!)

Right, back to the original idea…
It’s got me thinking whether there are collective nouns for the writing world.  From what I can gather, there aren’t, so here’s my stab at a few:

A Pen of Authors.
A Disappointment of rejection letters.
A Forest of Manuscripts.
An Elusive of Agents.

Please feel to add your own.

4 comments:

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    1. Glad you liked it.
      I'm hoping for an Abundance of comments. lol

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  2. Hey Iain,

    Just read your interview with Leigh.

    I'm originally from Dublin, so for the humor alone - you have a new follower :)

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  3. Hey Mark. Does this mean I cn stop putting translations in my posts?
    Thanks for visiting :o)

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