Last night I was following a lorry when it started to shed it's load.
I couldn't believe it! Surely he must know that the load wasn't secure. I started flashing him, tooting my hooter, and pointing at the back of of the lorry.
Eventually, he pulled up, and I jumped out and ran up to the cab.
"You're losing your load mate. It's going all over the road!"
He looked me up and down, gave a 'tut' and shook his head. "I'm gritting the road you fool!"